Will the 1 Real Harry Dresden Duster Coat Please Stand Up?

Will the 1 Real Harry Dresden Duster Coat Please Stand Up?

harry dresden duster by suzahdiHarry Dresden is one of the wisest, coolest book characters of all time. His painfully iconic Harry Dresden duster coat, black and tastefully mysterious, and his words are pertinent to the year 2020 like “…don’t know stupid is as destructive as evil,” “passion has created freedom where there was nothing but fear,” and “butter’s not dead, and polka will never die, you xenophobes.”

And wait for it… “When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching — they are your family. ” — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Duster Coat Rap Spoofed from Eminem <<<< harry dresden cloak by suzahdiThank you, sir.

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Harry Dresden please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Harry Dresden please stand up?

We’re gonna have an epiphany here
Y’all act like you never seen a vampire cry before
Jaws all on the floor like they don’t know stupid is as destructive as evil, dear
And now passion has created freedom where there was nothing but fear
Don’t rush the miracle worker (Agh!)
It’s the return of the “Ah, in the name of the Pizza Lord, charge, sir!

He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And the Miracle Worker said, “Nothing, you Darth Bathrobes!
Butter’s not dead, and polka will never die, you xenophobes”
Mischevious, backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girls love Harry Dresden.
“Chicka, chicka, chicka, Harry Dresden, I ain’t sick of him
Look at him, laughing, grabbin’ his laughter and vodka.”

wabi sabi woman suzahdi makes the harry dresden duster coat
Thank you, wabi sabi woman.

Flippin’ this and that per IT Crowd’s Moss say hey…
But for real, there is a primal reassurance in being touched, Monet
In knowing that someone else, someone close to you, wants to be touching you, [deep in your heart and mind.]
There is a bone-deep security that goes with the brush of a human hand who,
With a silent, reflex-level affirmation that someone is near, that someone cares.
Wish it were easy and fun, like Legos.”

 

That Harry Dresden duster coat, no cloak…yes, cloak is a much better way to verbally explain, but it’s cloak without the unnecessary dagger. It’s cloak and wisdom, dark cloak and sun ray wisdom. The man has experienced in half a life than everyone who reads this and their cousins and theirs. Are we talking about Harry or Jim or both? Harry has the illegible scars to prove it. Remember, scars are the graffiti of violence per Dresden, of which half the rights of the Dresden series sadly left with divorce. Stuff happens. It just led him to move on to roll out even more of that iconic literary flare with Codex Alera and the Cinder Spires series. Check out our version of the mesmerizing cloak of Harry Dresden. It’s made of beautiful black wool, matching what Harry Dresdent wears. More pictures soon on our actual customers and assorted Dresden fans.

 

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